Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Women Bank On Divorce

You could call it dash cash. A survey has revealed that thousands more wives than husbands are putting away money in preparation for divorce.
When asked which "life milestones" they were preparing for financially, 3 per cent of women answered divorce compared with 1 per cent of men.

"For some people who are unhappy and thinking ahead and planning to leave their relationship at some point, that is part of the preparations they might be making," she said. (more)

Moral of the story: PRENUP. PRENUP, PRENUP

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Brilliant!

Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes. "I can never fool my wife," the first complained. "I turn off the car’s engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."
"You’ve got the wrong technique, my friend," his buddy replied. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on my wife’s ass, and ask, ’How ’bout a little?’ and she pretends to be asleep."

Found Porn


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Not A Big Cat Fan But.....


I've gotta admit this is TOOO cute!

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French Public Service Announcememnt


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Mrs Ronald McDonald

Now I know why Ronald is always smiling

Too Funny!

Who Says Asians Can't Dance?